THIS IS THE TRUEST FUNNIEST SET OF TWEETS IVE SEEN IN A WHILE
this is funny.
8 days left no chill has been left yet
Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?
Access to basic health care
First time Neptune & Melanie
Thomas Sebastian: Mr. Indonesia 2010
Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.
Jane Goodall. National Geographic, 1974.
“You cannot get through a single day without having an impact on the world around you. What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make.”
When I grow up, I want to be Jane Goodall.
there are three levels to tumblr friendships:
1. super nice messages
2. slightly wierd messages
3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”
If you are looking to move from level 1 to level 2 or level 2 to level 3, CONSIDER THIS YOUR INVITATION.
If u are looking to going straight to level three with me my ask is wide open
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